Well, it might be because I and my colleague are too busy to write random and rather hilarious posts here every now and then, or it may be because we are too lazy, and FantasyNerd has passed out of our minds into the state of oblivion. In any case, I am thinking that this blog needs some TLC. However….I dunno. *facepalms* This site is just so desolate now! Its insane!
*Kimmy sadly slips of the half rotten podium*
I (Kimmy) was DMing a campaign that had just come off of the top of my head. No planning whatsoever. My Players, Kizu (MyknZ13) and Kusanagi (dear Brother) were wondering around in a palace with a useless thief guy named Baour. While they were wondering, they came into a small room (20×30) that held a 42′ Ramorhaz. Now, these creatures are no laughing matter (for me, maybe. But not for Kusanagi and Kizu). They can kill in one hit. As they were fighting, Kizu was swallowed whole by the large dragon-like creature. Feeling sorry for her, Kusanagi (mage) used a levitation spell on her, and she burst out of its its stomach ‘like a macaroni bursting through your stomach’ as Kusanagi said (and I quote). She wasn’t quite dead, but when Kusanagi cast a sleep spell on the Remorhaz, and then fell on her, she should have been. But, thanks to the quick actions of Kusanagi and a couple of health potions, she managed to sit up! I was laughing my head off. I know. Im so mean.
*Kimmy bows and steps off the podium*
Length: 6+ hours
Dm: Kimmy
So, Kusanagi, Kiz and…MyknZ13s dad…..somethin,somethin,( Rathgar, i think it was) the grizzled, answered the dragons riddle wrong, so they had to fight a Nightcrawler (like a big black ferocious dragon…thingy). first, Kusanagi the mage died. Then Kizu then somthin’somthin the grizzled… I was laughing evily..my plan worked…
*Kimmy bows and stops off the podium*
This one was done in a car when I was probably 3 or 5 or something. It was not official so I don’t think my Uncle’s character had a name (I don’t think you’ve met this Uncle, Kimmy). So, he was in a damp cave passageway. The place was dripping with bat guano, there was a treasure chest at the end and he couldn’t open it, so he set fire to it. It caught the chest AND the bat guano. So the whole cave was a fireplace. He got smoked out or died. I don’t know.
THE END
*”thank you, MyknZ13″*
Gammel the Chaste (Priest) and Willow (I was a thief) were walking through the desert and they had to do monster rolls. They rolled a 20 on a D20 and it was….A Dune Stalker (Only attacks good alignment people and is a thoughtless tracker, nothing can turn it aside and it can give the kiss of death *shiver*. Only magical weapons can harm it.). It chased us for the whole day, until we came upon a city, the guards killed it and we continued on our way. We were in a forest and we rolled a rhinoceros herd. We kept rolling to climb tree for our lives. I was a thief so I made it, I threw Gammel the Chaste (Guess who made that name, Kimmy) a rope and failed my strength roll (I was a thief so I had pathetic strength). Gammel the Chaste tried to run but got trampled.
Is that not a humiliating way to go?
*”Thank you, MyknZ13″*
Okay, so me Kusanagi and Kizu were in the onion dome in the desert city. The roof of the dome was covered in platinum (which is worth 5x more then gold) so I (i am a thief so…) climbed up a pillar 75 feet through hanging vines and stuff to squirm through a crack to pry off some platinum. Then, Kusanagi levitated himself up to pry some off, leaving Kizu on the ground. Then, 3 sterges attacked me and reduced me to 1 HP, so i started to climb down. 4 sterges attacked Kusanagi and killed him. He fell 65 feet before he got tangled in the vines. Then, as I was climbing down the vine, it broke and i fell, but grabbed onto a vine 20 feet off the ground. Then, the sterges latched on to Kusanagi. I let go of the vine, and fell onto Kizu, almost killing her in the process. Then, we started fighting the sterges. I failed my attack and then my saving throw, and died, leaving Kizu to fight them off with around 3 HP. Sad, huh?
*Kimmy steps off the podium*
I thought that these tests were pretty cool. There is one here for testing how geeky you are, http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html …..it said that I(Kimmy) was a total geek..Im totally flattered….then there is this one here http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_kind_of_manga_character_are_you that tells you how evil you are….said i was only 5% evil…can you believe that? only 5%! crazyness…and then of course, there is this one here http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/7479367/what-type-of-music-are-you-most-like that tells you what kind of music you like…its pretty cool, cuz it told my that I like rock…pretty close…and then of course, theres this one here http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/wzdcS1/What-Type-of-Fighter-are-you that tells you what kind of fighter you are….said i was a ninja! awesome!!! Also, this one is cool…tells you want video game character you are http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/4UCr4/What-video-game-character-are-you says i was Link! woot…..lets see………..hmmm…..http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/666darkangel/what-kind-of-person-are-you-girly-emo-skater-goth-rockerpunk/# this one says that im a rocker/punk….im happy with that….ummmm…….let me see…..yeah..thats all i got…okay…..yeah…
*Kimmy slides off of the podium*
In Japan, there are actually five elements, instead of the American four (earth, air, wind, fire). Today, i will be teaching you about them.
Chi:(or Tsuchi) Also known as ‘Earth’. The simplest example of Chi, is a stone. Resistant to movement or change. Closely associated with stubbornness, stability and gravity.
Ka:(or hi) Or, ‘Fire’. Represents the energetic, and forceful or quickly moving things in the world, as well as drive and passion.
Fu: (or kaze) Means ‘Wind’. Shows the expanding and growing things in life, as well as freedom of movement. Evasiveness, compassion, benevolence and wisdom.
Sui: (or mizu) Is ‘Water’ represents the flowing, and fluid things in life, adaptability and suppleness.
Ku: (or sora) Means ‘Void’ or ‘sky’, represents everything that is beyond our experience, as well as our ability to think with an open mind.
Okay. Did you learn anything? (Assuming these are correct) I did. I think that i belong to the…..hold up. Doesnt Sora mean earth, and Deichi mean sky? (i read it on Kitchen Princess) or…vica versa….i have no idea…….if you can assist this poor, confused blogger, please do.
anyway. I think that i belong to Ku, or Ka. *shrugs*
*Kimmy bows, and walks off the podium*
Darn it. im WRONG. Theres Earth, Water, Metal, Wood, and Fire
*swears*
well, sorry, but i couldn’t teach you anything, today class. yoU are free to spend the rest of this period reading you manga, or watching anime on this TV here *pats Tv* Have fun. Don’t kill anybody, and whatever you do, do not touch the ceremonial samurai swords.
So, last night, Brother told me to do a campaign for him so he could level up his ‘bard, character. I said okay, but that he had to bring Muramasa (my character) along with him for some extra muscle (plus i wanted to steal some of the XP for myself!).
But instead of creating an original masterpiece, i grabbed one from online. This pre-made one involved the Disappearance of Harold the Hedge Mage. Its pretty darn great, and very interesting to read. I took about an hour to prepare, what with all of the maps to draw, NPCs to create, and rumors to distribute, but late in the evening, we finally got started.
It was really nice. you just follow the numbers and diagrams, and vuala You have an XP filled, heart stopping, awesome (and dangerous) adventure just waiting…just calling….from that Adobi Reader file that is sitting in front of you. Really nice…..less work for the DM, i might add.
So, if you are too lazy, afraid, or just downright stubborn, try doing one of the pre-made campaigns from Dragonsfoot.com. They have some really nice ones there, for all levels!
WOOT
Brother:” Monks are cool also!!!” *Brother buries his face in his hands and weeps with indecision. (if you read earlier posts, you can probably see that he has this problem…)*
Really? Are monks cool? Personally, i have never come across one. Well, as long as they fight well, or can cook well-
Oh. Brother says that he wants to be the Grand Master of Flowers….. apparently, that is the highest level monk…or something…….But seriously. Can you see Brother being the Grand Master of Flowers? No. I thought not.
Brother: (Brother strokes his chin) “uhhhhhhhhh…….” long pause in which he continues to stroke his chin……..then he smiles, gives me a thumbs up, and continues to ignore me.
How rude.
Anyway. Yes. Pre-Made campaigns are good. Try them out sometime.
*Kimmy bows, and walks off the podium*
Okay, so yesterday me and my family went to go see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I. It was a pretty long movie.
Now for my expert opinion. I dont think that it was as good as the first five. The last two just havnt been so great. The took a lot of important material out, and put in unnecessary things. There were good graphics and the acting was fine, but the story line was all messed up and missing key elements. If you think im wrong, go ahead, but this is what i think.
Its not like it was boring or anything, it kept you all engrossed and everything, but the story line…..
Tell me our thoughts. Thats what i think, so there.
I will go see the next one in July, but for now….
(We also stopped att he barns and noble and i got the first volume of FullMetal Alchemist (the manga is way better then the anime)!)
Bah. I just looked, and it was rated everything from two stars to four and a half. Crazy.
No offence to anybody who liked it! 
*Kimmy bows, and walks off the podium*
